Inner me: Professor, it's midnight. At this time on internet there are only maniacs, fangirls, maniac fangirls and gamers. What the hell are you doing here? This is not a safe and sane place! Go to bed now!
Me: Would you agree to fuck mmm...Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law?
Friend: Oh, shit, yes!
Me: ...Robert Downey JR and your chemistry professor?
Friend: OMG that's hard...no, my professor is horrible! But maybe, if I'm drunk...ok, your turn: Robert Downey Jr and Ringo Starr.
Me: Bastard! Ok, I accept. But Ringo must have a plastic bag around the head. The boy you like and Martin Feldman.
Friend: ...fuck. Ok...I say yes...I make a handjob to Martin with the eyes closed and after that I'll have sex all the night with my love. Benedict Cumberbatch and the most horrible girl of your school.
Me: Nooooo! You can't do that! She seems a werewolf! ...ok, I accept. Only for Ben! Bear Grylls and Gollum.
Friend: Gollum doesn't exist!
Me: Don't argue!
Friend: ...no, sorry but Gollum is...bleah. Ok, your turn: Jeremy Brett and...