Posted 1 year ago on 21 June 2012 »reblog
  • Mum: This evening we will go out.
  • Me: Sorry mum, I'm tired. I really can't...
  • Ten minutes after.
  • Friend: This evening PUB. Are you---
  • Me: On my way.
Posted 1 year ago on 17 June 2012 WITH 7 notes »reblog
  • Friend: I like the barman!
  • Me: Yes, he's sexy!
  • Friend: Sorry, repeat! I don't understand.
  • Me: The barman is sexy!
  • Friend: What?
  • [Music stops]
  • Me: THE BARMAN IS SEXY!
  • Friends: ...
  • Barman: ...
  • Everyone in the PUB: ...
  • Me: ...