Posted 1 year ago on 24 April 2012 »reblog
  • Me: John Nettles.
  • Best friend: Old and fat.
  • Me: Hugh Laurie.
  • Best friend: Old.
  • Me: Benedict Cumberbatch.
  • Best friend: He seems Peter Pan and a hammerhead shark.
  • Me: Jeremy Brett.
  • Best friend: He's dead and had ears like an elf.
  • Me: Gerald Durrell.
  • Best friend: Dead.
  • Me: No, thanks a lot! You destroied all my platonic lovers! Now it's my turn.
  • Best friend: You know that I have only one...ok, Bear Grylls.
  • Me: He eats bugs, drinks pee and Discovery fired him.
  • Best friend: But he's young, sexy and ALIVE!
  • Me: ...our friendship is ended.