My friends sometimes tag me on articles, drawings and pictures of Sherlock or of the Doctor on FB and they ask me:”Have you seen this yet?”

*takes off his glasses*

My dear, I’m from Tumblr. I see pancakes, otters, hedgehogs, daleks, Tardis, penises, red underpants, porn and every possible drawings or images every day. 

I was with my friends on a train that would take us from Valencia to Barcelona, when the conductor said to one of us that if we wanted to have a coffee we could get off the train at Aldea because there would have been a break of thirty minutes.

Four of my friends and I left the bagpacks on the train and went to the bar of the station while the other four remained to our places.

After a while one of my friend returned from the bathroom and seraphically said:”Ehi, girls. The train there is no more”.

Reactions: G. and I were without words, C. was pale, with a croissant in one hand and a coffee in the other, and E. said angry:”Don’t be silly. It’s probably behind a column”.

We went out without paying (luckily G. is responsable and came back to the bar) and the binary was empty. 

And so we started laughing hysterically while everyone gazed us in a bad way.

Ca:”Keep calm! We have documents and money!”

E.:”The other guys texted me: they’re returning back”.

G.:”In Valencia?!”

E.:They don’t know”.

C.:”I have my cycle, headache, no absorbents and I still have this fucking croissant in the hand!”

Me:”We can get a new life! I’ll grew a mustaches and I’ll have an orange grove!”

We tried to talk with the man at the ticket counter but nobody understood anything for 15 minutes. But then, after a while, he said that the train would return.

So in one hour we discovered that they were repairing the train in another binary.

Moral of that story: never believe to the train conductors, even if they seems polite and cute!

Hello everybody! I’m in Barcellona, the last day! Sigh, tomorrow I’ll return in Italy. 

BTW here is wonderful and I’m having a lot of fun!

We had some problems with a train (a bloody funny/tragic problem) but now is everything ok.

I’ll narrate it when I’ll be back.

The last thing: welcome to all the new followers! 8D

See you, guys <3

I want to go in Spain…I can’t wait till Wednesday

I was to the sea with my friends and we were swimming when one of them started yelling that there were some pretty pink flowers in the water. We  approached to her peering around us watching for the flowers when we saw dozens pink little jellyfishes around us. We picked up our friend and we went out of the water screaming. When we asked her why she called the jellyfishes “flowers” she said:
“Are they jellyfishes?! They seems little pretty pink flowers! Maybe I should wear my glasses”. 

This afternoon I’m going to have with some friends:

• Sherlock (first series) marathon
• Doctor who (first series), some episodes
• Pizza party
• Risiko marathon